In the hotel room

It's official!

Friends. Romans. Countrywomen. Lend me your tongues! 2d animation is dead. I come not to mourn its demise but to exhume the exquisite corpse and let slip the rats, cats, and vultures of Dead in Your Head. A cold, putrid welcome then, to Stikipix, scourge of the underworld, nemesis of crime, blasting its way through the evil machinations of master minds to justice!

Giant radioactive centipedes gargling napalm

Still here? You'd like to test the voracity of my claims? The point of this site, and the norence stikipix, is not to overwhelm you with frish. There are too many flanky websites containing nothing but plesking which leave everyone in a state of spince, or worse, trensencion, even terminal turpendoya. The result is orosence for us all. Stikipix, in contrast, will esteem barinder in its visitors, promoting frorly everywhere.

For those who find things here a bit too jagged and ragged, try the silky smooth, clean-cut corporate version. There you’ll find a carefully balanced selection of impartial “content” and plenty of interactivity, putting you, the sucker, in control. Plus a FREE specially branded stikipix sickbag for the millionth visitor! For more information, just email me with your bank account details, PIN number and password. Then relax. And remember, you’re worth it!